FEET

Today I was sitting on the couch with my feet up. I glanced down and started to wiggle my toes. It was then it hit me....Feet are ugly!! Toes are ugly!!

There are so many parts of the human body that are considered beautiful, depending on your tastes......the eyes, the breasts, the tush, the legs, the hands, etc. But take a good look at your feet and toes.

The feet look like some flatten pancake attached to your legs. The toes just sit there and look useless. They are these silly looking appendatures protruding from the pancake. They remind me of the toy, weebles. They wobble, but they don't fall down. They look like fat stick people without arms or legs.

They have no personality. They have nothing that makes one want to look at them. They have nothing that is actually sex appealing (unless you have a foot fetish). Oh, one can try to make them appealing.....painting the toe nails, wearing toe rings, and even getting a tatoo on your ankle to draw attention to your feet. But in the end they are still ugly.

I know that the reason one wears shoes and socks is to protect the feet and keep them warm, but personally I think the reason is to hide the toes and feet from the vision. So I am going to put on a pair of footies and try to forget about those ugly attachments at the end of my legs.

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